Number 1 thing you don't want your child to say to Santa...
Santa to Miss5: "Merry Christmas little lady!"
Miss5: "Pish off Santa!"
And she stalks away.
Me - Mortified
Santa - Horrified
Miss5 - Terrified / angry (about a prior incident, poor Santa just copped the brunt of her fury since she's a bit scared of him in the flesh)
Miss5 may or may not have heard her mother use a similar phrase earlier today....
I suppose I should be glad she can't clearly pronounce her "s" - although there really wasn't any doubt as to what she was trying to say.
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