Grooming. Essential stuff, right? So essential, I feel it is my duty to dedicate two issues of Home Care Horror Monday to it. Because we all like to look good, right?
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| Electric Hair Trimmer $14.90 |
It's this simple : If you shave it, you will regret it.
So, if you use this product, you will get a bit of a buzz thanks to the battery powered motor, but you will also grow a killer set of bushy brows, and a matching moustache. Mark my words.
I love that they market it as being an alternative to razor rash and shaving. It is essentially a mini electric razor.
Maybe I could get one of theses for #1 Hubby to shave his head with, on the assumption that it may promote new growth on his follicularly challenged head.
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| Home Care Horror Rating : 4/5 |
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| Wrap-around Towel $39.90 |
Ooh la la. Toga party here I come! And when I get totally shit faced with my frat house buddies, I don't have to worry about my costume slipping off, thanks to the ingenius shoulder strap.
I would be concerned about the fact that it has 3 arm holes on one side. But, think about the type of person who would buy this. It actually makes sense, right? Having said that, I do hope it comes with detailed instructions, complete with step-by-step diagrams, as I get the feeling a procurer of this item would likely require such extensive instruction in its use.
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| Home Care Horror Rating : 3/5 |
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| Magnifying Makeup Glasses $15.90 |
Okay so I'm just going to 'fess up. My mother owns a pair of these. And I once used them. Because we were both chronically short sighted before laser eye surgery fixed all that.
- Issue : They are crap
- Issue : They don't work
- Issue : They look like crap that wouldn't work
- Issue : I can't believe my own mother fell for it
- Issue : Or that I thought it looked like a feasible option and tried them for myself
Disclaimer : This was a number of years ago. I was young and foolish and easily led.
As opposed to now, and being slightly less-young, just as foolish, and even more easily led - but equipped with the sarcasm to bluff my way through.
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| Home Care Horror Rating : 3/5 |
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Stay tuned next week for the rest of the personal grooming goodies....
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