So I've been making a list of things to do while I am without children in Melbourne for DPCon12.
My list currently includes:
- Play some pokies
- Clean out email folders
- Go to Vic Markets and moan about the awesome produce I can't bring home to WA
- Contemplate my enormous pores
- Visit bars and restaurants that are not kiddy friendly
- Watch some TV
- Shower alone multiple times, in hot hot water
- Try not to think about The Feral Threesome and get all misty eyed (MAN UP, WOMAN!)
- Drink (helps with the previous point)
- Make a list of awesome shiz to do before I'm
4030 and then laugh hysterically at the likelihood I'll achieve any of it
- Make lists. About anything. Love me some lists.
- Take my time in the bathroom without fear of invasion
- Maybe squeeze in a drink or two if I have time
It's going to be awesome. Even if I do sleep
off through a large portion of it.