This is my hands-down all time favourite movie clip...
AND DENNNN....?
NO AND THEN!
AND DENNNNNNNN...?
NO AND THEN!
AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN!?
NO AND THEN!
My version is:
FFS.....?
NO FFS!
FFS....?
NO FFS!
FFS!? FFS!? FFS!? FFS!?
NO FFS!
Because this week I have nothing to FFS about.
I am FFS-less.
Without FFS.
FFS.
My woe-Man flu has finally cleared up. I no longer sound like a pack-a-day drag queen.
#1Hubby is due home today after a week away on yet another MOFO junket. This means that I can completely hand over all parental responsibility.
Just in time for the Nads 20 Year Anniversary luncheon. Where I get to put make up on, do my hair, drink wine, hopefully stock up on wax since my supplies are getting low (had to do my lady mo before attending a wax brand's event).
I received free shoes from Target, and they are the two pairs I most coveted from their store. There is some serious Kismet going on between me and Target. And there's also a giveaway here for those of you who want to share in the Target shoe loving.
I registered for BlogHer13 in Chicago. I told #1Hubby it is a 2 week conference and he was okay with that. Clearly I should've gone for 3 weeks (slight, half-arsed FFS there). Now I just need sponsors *ahem*
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| Love. If I knew where this was I'd go steal it in the middle of the night and mount it outside my front door. Image credit |
I spoke at Miss6's school assembly to solicit wine from minors. Awesome. I was actually intending to address the parents, asking for wine donations for an upcoming raffle for the school - but as everyone knows, once your kid has done their bit in the opening number/act, all the parents attempt to discretely and covertly leave in order to avoid the boring official school type assembly business.
So I was essentially asking for wine from a couple hundred minors, and only a handful of parents.
Just waiting now for the rumours to start flying about the wine hag mother who is seen carting bottles of wine around the early childhood section of the school. Bring it on.
All of that I find highly amusing and entertaining, not remotely FFS-worthy.
So I was essentially asking for wine from a couple hundred minors, and only a handful of parents.
Just waiting now for the rumours to start flying about the wine hag mother who is seen carting bottles of wine around the early childhood section of the school. Bring it on.
All of that I find highly amusing and entertaining, not remotely FFS-worthy.
So as you can see, it's been a totally FFS-free week for me.
I promise to do better next week.
It just doesn't feel right ending my blogging week without a whiney post. FFS.
LOL - even if there wasn't much FFS in here, you still made me laugh !!!
ReplyDeleteHave the best Friday ever.
Me
Wow a Nads luncheon! I would be so nervous going to something like that...like I'd feel like my eyebrows need to be perfecto. Have fun! :-)
ReplyDeleteOur school was collecting cans for a while for some reason, so Boatman lovingly saved up all the beer cans from a weekend fishing trip with his mates. That was a but special. Walking through a Christian school with a see through garbage bag full of bright yellow 4X cans.
ReplyDeleteIf I saw you at my kids school with the wine, I would just oaks where we were tiny to drink, and organise some other sucker mum to pick up the kids!
i love ffs. theres always something to laugh about even if theres nothing to ffs about specifically! glad u had a great week :)
ReplyDeleteI've never seen that movie. Shocking, right? Alcohol to minors is an untapped market. You are quite the marketing pioneer! I'm happy/sad/surprised you could not manage to scrape up a single, measly FFS. FFS.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious! I've never seen the movie but I will now.
ReplyDeleteFor a FFS-less week, you still had me in stitches...wine hag :) x
aand DENNNNNNNN?????
ReplyDeleteNo and then!
ReplyDeleteThank you, I aim to please!
ReplyDeleteObviously I was put off my bloggy mojo with the prospect of minors supplying me with booze. I'll have FFS-worthy items if none of the little darlings pass the request on to their parents. Lest I have to furnish the wine giveaway from my own supplies (perish the thought...)
ReplyDeleteNoice!
ReplyDeleteWe could organise our own group of super cool boozing school Mums. We'll need a non-drinker in the group, one with an enormous mini van capable of doing the school run and the mother run.
Exactly what I was worried about - so I took to my brows in the morning and spent forever trying to ensure they were appropriately 'landscaped' and even and symmetrical.....
ReplyDeleteI got the thumbs up from the Nads head honcho. Clearly I am now a brow artiste
Thanks so much. I aim to please!
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