#Winning: No, we are not f*king there yet!

I loved reading the entries for the No, we are not f*king there yet giveaway.

So many alleged truths came flooding back to me, as I read the supposedly well-meaning advice everyone was given about parenting.

Lies, I tell you! What a bunch of lies!  I'm so glad #1Nana was wise enough to buy me Kaz Cooke books instead of the usual informative and airy-fairy baby books, when I was first expecting.

Here are the winning entries:

Sometimes, I feel like I'm still in labour. I swear.

I always wondered why they'd still be driving slowly around the streets if they'd run out of ice cream. Teasing bastards.