Our holiday is nearly over. FFS!?
Come Monday I’ll be responsible for my own cooking and
cleaning once more. FFS!?
And that of The Feral Threesome. FFS!?
I’m not ready to leave. FFS!?
I’m particularly not ready to reacquaint myself with
the scales, after almost a month of over-indulging. FFS!?
Speaking of over-indulging…I did a bit of that the
other night.
I’ve made a new friend who was helping me prop up the
bar.
I have no idea what intelligent and insightful conversations
we had, but she and I are apparently firm BFF’s now.
She’s spent the past 2 days divulging all the details
of her life. She’s an over-sharer. FFS!?
Rather than out my previously drunken state and total and
utter confusion, I just smile and nod. FFS!?
Everywhere I go, she’s there. FFS!?
She strikes up conversation like we’re long lost
besties.
I have no clue what she’s bloody
talking about. FFS!?
Clearly I was awesomeness incarnate when we did forge a deep
and long lasting bond over booze, and I would hate to shatter that illusion and
ruin it for her.
But each day, multiple times a day, she finds me and picks
up where she last left off, detailing her personal life. FFS!?
I’m like a ninja whenever I leave my hotel room.
All stealth-like creeping and peeking around corners. Still, she finds
me. FFS!?
I wonder if The Happy Clapping would work on her?
Maybe the displaced walrus would deter her?
I cannot believe you are still on holidays. Hate springs to mind!! Good luck with your stalker and welcome back to reality!!
ReplyDeleteHave you had a good look at her? Maybe she is really Miss7, and your previously drunken state has just wiped her temporarily from your memory. *grin*
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Invite her along to a swingers evening.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, just as long as you didn't mention you blog! Oh man being back to reality SUCKS! Glad to hear you were propping up the bar, it's been WAY too long since I went out and did that. Now I just have to be content with propping up the kitchen bench :) Emily
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