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Friday, March 8, 2013

FFS!? Friday : Mobile again




I finally had my drain removed.  I am freely semi-mobile once again.  No FFS!?

I celebrated by walking down the driveway and collecting the mail.  No FFS!?

I tripped on an uneven paver and of course twisted my stomach in a hurty angle. FFS!?

Naturally I swore like a MoFo, witnessed by a group of elderly Happy Clappers going door to door to spread the word of Jesus. FFS!?

On the plus side, they did not knock at my door. No FFS!?

#1Nana has been here all week doing the stuff I haven't been able to - cooking, washing, school runs - being me, only older and slightly more awesome on account of her extra years of domestic experience. No FFS!?

She goes home this weekend, and I am going to have to do all of the domestic things myself once again. FFS!?

I've become quite accustomed to whining about being bored, due to having nothing to do all day but laze around and wait for my tummy swelling to reduce while watching TV and tooling around online.  Those days are now numbered. FFS!?

Which only means I'm never ever going to get past the same bastard level of Candy Crush Saga that I've been stuck on for weeks.  FFS!?

Aside from developing a sick competitive dependence on a Facebook game, I've also started writing down all the recipes from all the cooking shows - the ones that require 496 ingredients that can only be sourced from remote locations and specialist boutique deli's at an exorbitant price. FFS!?

Because I totes plan to make every one of them.

Clearly I need a reality check.


7 comments:

  1. What a great way to get rid of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists. Next time I see them in the street I'm going to pretend that I have Tourette's and just let them have it - head tics and all.

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  2. Wooohooo - glad you are semi-mobile again !!! Thanks for the hint on how to get rid of those pesky door knockers on the occasions we forget to lock the front gate and they brave our two staffies (who would totally lick them to death only the outsiders don't know that - except anyone who reads this comment now will !!!) !
    Isn't it great when #1Nana can come around and help out.
    Can't wait for an invite to try out one of the delish meals you make after having seen them make it on TV - happy to bring any exotic items you need from the Gold Coast !!!
    HAve a great weekend !
    Me

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  3. Bloody candy crush!! Glad you are on the mend although maybe you should take it easy for another few weeks, can't #1nana stay??!!

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  4. Laughed out loud at the way you scared off the happy Clappers! Great post, good to see you're getting mobile again.

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  5. I hope you are feeling a bit better now, oh man the pain, I bet it's hard to explain. You're awesome, I hope you know that! Em

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  6. LMAO! I'm so bad. You're in pain and I'm laughing my head off!
    Seriously, get better soon! We wouldn't want you getting too addicted to Candy Crush Saga!

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  7. Good to hear you'll be up and at it again soon. Looking forward to some posts about all those delicious meals you're going to make lol.

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