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It’s Good Friday, so in the spirit of the holiday, I’m
doing a No FFS!? edition of FFS!? Friday.
Stay with me, I’m still going to try to find the
sarcastic.
It’s chocolate weekend – the one time of year
when we are encouraged to go nuts and not feel a shred of guilt. No FFS!?
Thanks to my extensive ticket buying at the school P&CEaster raffle, we have extra chocolate
to sustain us for at least the next three months of rolling Easter weekends
here at Parental Parody Palace.
No FFS!?
Hot cross buns. No FFS!?
2 public holidays meaning #1Hubby’s home to do all of help with the parenting. No FFS!?
Staying with the #1Grandparents for the long weekend meaning
free food, free childcare, free booze (albeit covertly poured while they’re
not looking). No FFS!?
Upgrading #1Nana’s internet to Wifi so I’m never
without Facebook and Twitter means not being torn
between the advantages of the previous No FFS!? and her formerly archaic wired
internet. No FFS!?
#1Nana has a dishwasher (I’m one of the few people on
the planet Earth who don’t), so I am painting my nails as soon as I
finish this post, in preparation for a long weekend free of hot soapy dish
water. No FFS!?
I’m working tomorrow, despite it being the Easter
weekend. This is a No FFS!? because it means I still get my usual weekly
escape to a blissful, silent, vacant office of quiet and stillness. No FFS!?
And finally, this baby, saved up for a special occasion.
That I will hide in the shed fridge so that I don’t have to share it. No
FFS!?
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| Happy Easter Nuffnang, as this baby was purchased with the Red Balloon voucher I won last year. |
Happy Easter, yo
(no, this is not me. My ass is larger and less hairy)
(no, this is not me. My ass is larger and less hairy)
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Love it! You should do 'No FFS!' more often. Unbelieveably, I don't have any chocolate in my house. (FFS!) I must try to remember to buy some tomorrow. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the nail polish, I hope it stays on at least a day or two. Mine never does.
And enjoy that champagne. Nice one!
Happy Easter.
Applaud, applaud, applaud! No FFS but still kept that Parental Parody sarcasm we love so much! Happy Easter! But can I just say...that bunny photo just freaks me out...eeewww!
ReplyDeleteOH My gosh - that last PHOTO is the bomb!! I just showed my 17 year old son and between him and me we were not sure who was going to pee from laughter first!!
ReplyDeleteLove your FFS easter posting. Happy Easter :)
Haha, love it - free food, free child minding and free booze is always a definite NO FFS!
ReplyDeleteHee hee you never fail to make me laugh! LOVE IT. And that photo truly disturbing! Can't believe you don't have a dishwasher. As for Veuve it's my champers of choice when I go overseas and buy duty free :) x
ReplyDeleteDude you need a dishwasher. I so would have asked the easter bunny for one!! Look at how much social media time you are missing out on by having to wash up!!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't live without a dishwasher - I'd be asking anyone and everyone to donate towards one. Seeing as you did such a great job with the P&C Easter raffle - have you thought of starting a Dishwasher Raffle ???? Just a thought !
ReplyDeleteHave the best day !
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