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Friday, March 29, 2013

FFS!? Friday : The No FFS!? Easter Edition

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It’s Good Friday, so in the spirit of the holiday, I’m doing a No FFS!? edition of FFS!? Friday.

Stay with me, I’m still going to try to find the sarcastic.

It’s chocolate weekend – the one time of year when we are encouraged to go nuts and not feel a shred of guilt. No FFS!?

Thanks to my extensive ticket buying at the school P&CEaster raffle, we have extra chocolate to sustain us for at least the next three months of rolling Easter weekends here at Parental Parody Palace. No FFS!?

Hot cross buns. No FFS!?

2 public holidays meaning #1Hubby’s home to do all of help with the parenting. No FFS!?

Staying with the #1Grandparents for the long weekend meaning free food, free childcare, free booze (albeit covertly poured while they’re not looking). No FFS!?

Upgrading #1Nana’s internet to Wifi so I’m never without Facebook and Twitter means not being torn between the advantages of the previous No FFS!? and her formerly archaic wired internet. No FFS!?

#1Nana has a dishwasher (I’m one of the few people on the planet Earth who don’t), so I am painting my nails as soon as I finish this post, in preparation for a long weekend free of hot soapy dish water. No FFS!?

I’m working tomorrow, despite it being the Easter weekend.  This is a No FFS!? because it means I still get my usual weekly escape to a blissful, silent, vacant office of quiet and stillness. No FFS!?

And finally, this baby, saved up for a special occasion.  That I will hide in the shed fridge so that I don’t have to share it. No FFS!?

Happy Easter Nuffnang, as this baby was purchased with the Red Balloon voucher I won last year.

Happy Easter, yo
(no, this is not me. My ass is larger and less hairy)
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  1. Love it! You should do 'No FFS!' more often. Unbelieveably, I don't have any chocolate in my house. (FFS!) I must try to remember to buy some tomorrow. Maybe.

    Good luck with the nail polish, I hope it stays on at least a day or two. Mine never does.

    And enjoy that champagne. Nice one!
    Happy Easter.

  2. Applaud, applaud, applaud! No FFS but still kept that Parental Parody sarcasm we love so much! Happy Easter! But can I just say...that bunny photo just freaks me out...eeewww!

  3. OH My gosh - that last PHOTO is the bomb!! I just showed my 17 year old son and between him and me we were not sure who was going to pee from laughter first!!
    Love your FFS easter posting. Happy Easter :)

  4. Haha, love it - free food, free child minding and free booze is always a definite NO FFS!

  5. Hee hee you never fail to make me laugh! LOVE IT. And that photo truly disturbing! Can't believe you don't have a dishwasher. As for Veuve it's my champers of choice when I go overseas and buy duty free :) x

  6. Dude you need a dishwasher. I so would have asked the easter bunny for one!! Look at how much social media time you are missing out on by having to wash up!!

  7. I couldn't live without a dishwasher - I'd be asking anyone and everyone to donate towards one. Seeing as you did such a great job with the P&C Easter raffle - have you thought of starting a Dishwasher Raffle ???? Just a thought !
    Have the best day !


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