It is a sad day when your offspring have a more packed social calendar than you do.
The Twin Tornado have already kicked off their kindergarten socialising with birthday parties attended and others booked in.
Miss7 has play dates and parties.
Then there's the sports and other lessons.
Meanwhile, I have dental check ups and doctors appointments.
They have a bona fida Social Calendar :
While I have the anti-social calendar :
When did the tables turn and suddenly they’re the ones partying with their friends while I consult my GP about osteoporosis and down shots of water with my arsenal of multi vitamins?
It was troubling me so much that I woke with a start the other night, in a cold sweat.
I had the solution!
I need a part time job, just on the days the Twin Tornado are at school.
New friends, adult conversation, a bit of extra booze and shopping cash - win, win!
MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT WAS THE LOCAL BOWLING CLUB
I am like 5 seconds from signing up for a Retirement Home / Lifestyle Village.