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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

I had a dream : The Real Housewives of Bali


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I have regaled you with details of my dreams before.

Once again, I had a dream that I just had to share.

Before I went to bed the other night, I read blog posts by 2 of my bloggy pals, before watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Which goes a ways to explaining my dream...

I was a cast member of The Real Housewives of Bali.

I shit you not!

It was awesome.  Possibly the best dream I've had since the one about George Clooney and the Magic Mike cast fighting for my affections, only to have Prison Break's Wentworth Miller bust in and save me from the duelling biceps.

So picture it...

I am in a pool in Bali - bikini clad and rocking a bikini perfect body.

That's how I knew it was definitely just a dream.

#1Hubby is the barman at the swim up bar.  I expect my years of 'service' have warranted the massive cocktails he is continually passing across the bar to me.

A camera crew are sitting in an inflatable raft, filming me drinking cocktails and regaling some poor swimmers with witty repartee, blocking the steps and their exit from the pool.

My beloved children walk past me, all dressed in pristine posh school uniforms.

For some reason they are French, and all bid me "Adieu Mama" in perectly angelic voices, on their way to school.

It is magical.

Suddenly there is a commotion and the pool waters part ever so gently as my fellow cast members, Magneto Bold Too and Where's My Glow enter the pool - equally as dazzling in their own bikini clad perfection.

More cocktails follow and other cast members enter the pool, but I don't recognise them IRL.

Obviously they are the unimportant "extras".

There is much foul mouthed frivolity, sun, mojitos and laughs.

There are some autographs signed as people recognise us.

We all have deck chairs set up around the pool with our names on them, like all big TV stars do.

At one point Glow has to leave the pool to take a call from President Obama, at which point MB2 explains how she is in the process of being adpoted into the Kardashian family.

Seriously, best dream ever.  Except for the lacking Magic Mike cast members.



10 comments:

  1. You're so kind and loving to let your husband be part of your dream. Usually the male leads in my dreams are strangers - exciting, adventurous strangers.

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    1. Oh I never thought of that! He probably weaseled his way in there to ensure that George Clooney didn't feature. Bastard.

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  2. Thanks for sharing your dream with us - I wouldn't be game to share the dreams I have had while on my meds - they would have everyone running screaming from their pcs !!!!
    If only the cast of Magic Mike could have made an appearance !!
    Have the best day !
    Me

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    1. Obviously I was too focussed on the cocktails to even realise I was missing Magic Mike. And George Clooney. And Wentworth Miller. I will try and do better next time.

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  3. I might have to try some of whatever you're drinking.

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    1. I have such a lousy memory, I'm desperately trying to recall what I ate/drank/did pre-sleep that night. I want to continue the dream with everyone's suggested addition of the Magic Mike cast!

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  4. Isn't this what is planned for the next blog get together? It better be, or I am not going.

    x

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    1. Yes. Yes it is. Do you think we can find a sponsor?

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  5. Oh my - that is funny - and hubba how hawt is Wentworth - meow!
    I wish that I had dreams like this, mine are always so boring - probably a bit like me really.

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    1. I rarely remember my dreams, but when I do they're almost always good. Despite the lack of Wentworth Miller's presence.

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