So it turns out that someone other than my mother was reading my blog last week.
loads of emails from strangers one single non-spam email, asking about last Wednesday's post detailing my fictional cruise that was funded by my fictional budget of fictional wealth.
I shit you not.
in lieu of anything more interesting to blog about, I present to you a post in images.
Images of my poorly penmanship and drawing skillz.
These are the actual documents I drew up the other week, while my internet was shaped, planning our family cruise:
I have no idea why I kept these.
And I know you'll be bummed to hear that, thanks to my internet being back up to full speed, I won't be spending the week recreating my Lego House for another blog post full of visual entertainment.