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Friday, August 29, 2014

FFS!? Friday : Have you lost weight?

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Golden Rule : Never ask after someone's weight unless you know, without a doubt, that they have lost weight.

Obvious, right?

Not to kids who know nothing but brutal honesty.  FFS!?

It all started with some one-on-one time.

The other night, Miss5 was cuddling up to me in bed.  It was one of those rare, loving, mother-daughter moments.  No FFS!?

Which she promptly ruined:


      Miss5:  Mummy, you look like you losed weight.

      Me:      Really?

      Miss5:  Yeah.  Did you loseded weight Mummy?

      Me:      I don't know, but I don't think so.

      Miss5:  Well I think you did.

      Me:      Well thank you love, that's a nice thing to say.

      Miss5:  I know you losed weight because your head looks bigger.



Because my head looks bigger.  FFS!?


Five years old and she's mastered the back-handed compliment.  FFS!?

Is it even possible for your head to get bigger?

How could she tell, lying down in bed, blankets covering the rest of me.  FFS!?

I mean, really, I think it's a bit of an unfair judgement call on her part.  She wasn't really assessing me from my best angle.  FFS!?

I was so tempted to retalliate by saying that she has a lovely shaped eyebrow.  As in singular.  As in mono-brow.  FFS!?

But I'm above that, because I'm her mother and she learns from my examples.

So, instead, I just outed her monobrow on the internet.  Heh.


I do love my kids, but sometimes they make it really hard.  FFS!?



5 comments:

  1. My kids tell me a look like a teenage - often LOVE them. It could also be the way I dress (not like a lady hmm)

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  2. bahaha monobrow. My kids do the same to me. "I want to sit on Mum while we watch TV, her bum's bigger". Little poops

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  3. How sweet and yet how nasty.

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  4. the kid is a genius. you loose weight because your head is bigger!

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