Pages

Monday, January 26, 2015

Happy Australia Day : It's the little things



What is more Australian to write about than a loo - this one being the 'Lano loo' at the #1Grandparents' house.

Actually, I have no idea how that makes it totally 'strayan to write about, but it seems appropriate to me and it gave me a laugh, so I'm outing my parents' sick sense of humour sharing.

This delightful image was deemed suitable for placement above the throne, the most coveted hanging position in the place - clearly, because it's where the calendar went.

Upon closer inspection, you manage to move your attention from the charming PISS OFF! pic***, to said calendar....





No appointments.

No birthdays.

No parties.

A RECORD OF TOILET ROLL CHANGING

Who does that?

Who goes to the effort of documenting when they change the toilet roll, just to try and prove they change the most rolls?

The first of the month includes the tally from the previous month, obviously.

4th November was a huge day for #1Pop - no doubt victoriously celebrated with much gloating over the changing of the toilet roll and the filling up of the spare toilet roll holder.


It's the little things that keep a marriage alive after so many years together.


I can absolutely see myself walking in my parents' footsteps, taking their lead, learning from their example - and starting my own toilet roll changing tally.


For the record, #1Nana swears #1Pop lied on all but one or two of his claims.

#1Pop vehemently denied falsifying any documentation.

He actually used the word vehemently.  For emphasis.





*** This is the wall art of choice for the woman who is constantly telling me that I swear too much.

FFS, #1Nana.

FFS



3 comments:

  1. Thats hilarious your parents are awesome!

    ReplyDelete
  2. This is even better than the sex excuse spread sheet.

    ReplyDelete
  3. That's hysterical. There's nothing more important than being right in a marriage.

    ReplyDelete

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...