I have now locked down a location for my big move to the US to become a professional Extreme Couponer.
I shall be taking up residence in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Because - hello - WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR
I am a sucker for a Southern accent, and I'm dying to try Moonshine.
At Myrtle Manor Trailer Park, very early afternoon drinking is a socially acceptable bonding activity. In fact, it's frowned upon if you don't do the neighbourly thing and join in.
I feel like I'd really fit in well.
I'm picturing myself, rocking on my trailer porch in a totally Southern, ladylike manner. Taking visitors of an afternoon, sharing my DIY moonshine cocktail concoctions.
I can't believe I missed the first season. I've only just finished binge watching the second season, and I'm completely hooked.
In love with each and every resident.
I'm hoping to score the trailer next to Amanda, because she seems like a bit of a youthful party girl. Much like myself.
I can't wait for season three. I've finally found something to replace the void left by Jersey Shore!
Am I the only person who wasn't aware of this 'reality' TV gem until recently?