Sponsorship - I need it.
What will I do for it?
Pretty much anything.
What could I do for it?

I make a mean profiterole. I could be your office tea lady. Complete with hair net, slight limp, and gaudy apron, referring to everyone as Love or Pet.



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In all seriousness, I have become quite enamoured with this whole blogging thing. I’d love to attend the conferences and events that take place everywhere but here in Western Australia . #1Hubby is fully supportive, except when I suggest he get a night job to fund my attendance at such events. That’s where he draws the line, for some reason. And so I have to pimp myself out to the interverse, hat in hand.
There are at least two large blogging conferences / events in Australia each year that I would dearly love to attend. I'm also very keen to attend BlogHer in the US.
If you would like to partially or fully sponsor me, I would love you eternally and give you a kidney. But not my liver. Because I couldn’t, in good conscience, palm that off on anyone who was willing to give me money in return for it.
I’m open to pretty much any sponsorship arrangement. Stick me in a sandwich board and shove me in the middle of the highway – I will represent you. Likewise, dress me up in your branding and I will represent you at the blogging conferences and events. Make me work for it on a regular basis however you see fit – I’m always looking for gainful employment that will work around my other semi-gainful employment (the kids).
Advertising, editorials, gratuitous site signage and links - all welcome inclusions to any sponsorship offers. I'm not above tattooing, if you want a walking-talking logo.
Advertising, editorials, gratuitous site signage and links - all welcome inclusions to any sponsorship offers. I'm not above tattooing, if you want a walking-talking logo.
I welcome contact from any brand or business interested in discussing sponsorship, and what you require from me in return.
I will even produce profiteroles, should you wish to meet and discuss said sponsorship. Also, jazz hands. Because I feel that any pitch is improved by the presence of jazz hands....ta-daaaa!
Now I will sit back and wait for the book deals, the column syndication, the international branding pitches, all of it. And failing that, I will most likely be located on a highway, wearing a sandwich board, playing on the sympathy of unsuspecting motorists, to get me to the conferences and events.
How to contact me :
If it wasn’t the internet I’d publish my mobile phone number - but if I get one more telesales call in the middle of dinner, I’m going to go all Naomi Campbell and toss the phone at the wall. If you are serious about sponsorship, email me and I will gladly provide my phone details and/or arrange to meet with you.