Triple Ho's, yo!
Today's final Christmas gift ideas guide is all about me.
Of all the craptastic wares that I've found while trawling the interwebs, these are the ones that most tickled my fancy.
|Yin Yang Couples Bath|
Perfect for George Clooney and I. Because I am the yin to his yang. Or vice versa. Whatever.
I can totally see myself forking out the value of my car for these twin bathtubs that are larger than my entire bathroom.
I have previously blogged my desires for this bad boy.
Takes the term 'beer goggles' to a more literal level - the more wine you drink, the smaller your bust becomes. But that's okay, because you've consumed an entire bottle of wine by the time you suck that baby dry, and so you'll be far too merry and enamoured with the world to give a shit about your bust.
This is genius. Revolutionary.
|Cheeseburger Red Wine|
Shut the front gate!
It is an entire meal in a bottle!
Dinner and drinks in one!
I am absolutely dead-set serious when I say that I must try this.
I wonder if Macca's is feeling threatened by this combination of burger and booze? They should be.
|Gold Pills - as in, edible gold|
Who wouldn't want to shit golden glittery flecks of actual bona fide certified gold?
If I had a spare $425 to blow I would absolutely try these.
Fancy inside and out. Eventually.
PS - I've resisted the urge to include the InStyler hair brush, hair dryer, hair straightener in one. I know it can't possibly be as good as it looks on the TV infomercials...but I am desperate for one, just in case it is.